Hummus or Hubris?

Hummus

2010-05-18T12:08:00.000-04:00

Cool mint hummus.

Hubris

2010-05-18T11:58:00.002-04:00

Morally bankrupt Woody Allen, who wants to give morally bankrupt Barack Obama dictatorial powers.

Hummus

2010-03-24T12:15:00.000-04:00

Beet hummus.

Hubris

2010-03-11T08:00:00.000-05:00

Congressman John Conyers (D-Mich.), who thinks he can skate through the 2010 elections, even while allowing his loud-mouthed wife Monica to serve on Detroit City Council, take bribes from contractors and go to jail for 37 months.

Hummus

2010-03-11T07:55:00.002-05:00

Hummus with mushrooms, caramelized onions tahini and paprika.

Hubris

2009-12-21T11:57:00.002-05:00

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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse, who insinuated that those who oppose the current healthcare legislation are associated with "the people running around in right-wing militia and Aryan support groups."

Hummus

2009-12-21T11:51:00.001-05:00

Roasted Eggplant & Hummus Pizza.

Hubris

2009-12-16T11:27:00.003-05:00

New York Senator Chuck Schumer, who respectfully called an airline attendant a "b*tch" when she insisted he turn off his mobile phone before takeoff.

Hummus

2009-12-16T11:23:00.000-05:00

Soybean hummus with pita chips.

Hubris

2009-09-16T14:53:00.002-04:00

Race-baiting, logic-dodging Georgia Rep. Hank Johnson (D), who believes that Republicans criticize the President because they're basically members of the Klan.

Hummus

2009-09-16T14:51:00.001-04:00

Bowl of traditional hummus tahini.

Hubris

2009-09-04T19:47:00.003-04:00

Militant, Marxist and racist Anthony Van Jones, Obama Administration environmental czar, quoted as saying, ""I'm willing to forego the cheap satisfaction of the radical pose for the deep satisfaction of radical ends."

Hummus

2009-09-04T19:42:00.002-04:00

Hummus with pita crackers.

Hubris

2009-08-28T13:10:00.004-04:00

Charlie "Tax-Them-Not-Me" Rangel, Chairman of the tax-writing Ways and Means Committee, who has amassed millions in unreported financial assets.

Hummus

2009-08-28T13:05:00.000-04:00

"Middle East Peace Hummus"

Hubris

2009-08-26T07:29:00.003-04:00

Ted "Long-Overdue" Kennedy. May Massachusetts rest in peace.

Hummus

2009-08-26T07:25:00.001-04:00

Jars of Wild Garden Hummus Dip

Hubris

2009-07-29T13:08:00.002-04:00

Rahm Emanuel, raccoon-eyed, foul-mouthed (decorum-deficient) Obama point-man.

Hummus

2009-07-29T13:03:00.001-04:00

Artistically swirled and garnished with tomato and cloves.

Hubris

2009-06-05T13:06:00.002-04:00

"Wise Latina" racist Sonia Sotomayor, nominee for the Supreme Court.

Hummus

2009-06-05T13:05:00.000-04:00

Hummus with tahini and parsley.

Hubris

2009-05-12T09:12:00.001-04:00

Bobble-headed blowhard radio show host Mitch Albom.

Hummus

2009-05-12T09:12:00.000-04:00

Lebanese hummus.

Hubris

2009-04-28T15:06:00.000-04:00

Arlen "No Longer RINO" Specter, who just changed parties to give Democrats a filibuster-proof majority. Must have had a real sweet deal...

Hummus

2009-04-28T15:04:00.000-04:00

Bowl of hummus garnished with whole garbanzo beans.

Hubris

2009-04-24T11:42:00.000-04:00

Henry "I'm Not Listening, la la la la" Waxman, Democratic chair of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, who refuses to allow a speaker present a counterpoint to Al Gore's upcoming speech to Congress on man-made global warming.

Hummus

2009-04-24T11:39:00.000-04:00

Oniony hummus with paprika on crackers.

Hubris

2009-04-21T10:58:00.000-04:00

California senator Dianne "Sweet Deal" Feinstein, who recently allocated $25 billion to agency that awarded a contract to her spouse.

Hummus

2009-04-21T10:57:00.000-04:00

Sabra brand hummus with pretzel crisps. Apparently, it's classic.

Hubris

2009-04-17T09:23:00.000-04:00

Illinois congressional representative Jan "King George" Schakowsky, who thinks protesting tax increases is "despicable."

Hummus

2009-04-17T09:22:00.001-04:00

Tub of hummus.

Hubris

2009-04-14T13:38:00.000-04:00

Jane "Crappy Nappy" Napolitano, Homeland Security head and and conjurer of right-wing extremist activity.

Hummus

2009-04-07T14:08:00.000-04:00

Multicolored/multiflavored hummus in glasses with garnishes.

Hubris

2009-02-05T21:54:00.000-05:00

Debbie "Doesn't Do Free Speech" Stabenow, Michigan senator and ardent supporter of the Fairness Doctrine.

Hummus

2009-02-05T21:49:00.001-05:00

A dish of hummus with pine nuts at the Maxim restaurant in Haifa, Israel.

Hubris

2009-02-03T09:06:00.001-05:00

Tom "Sally Jesse" Daschle, former senator and Obama pick for Health & Human Services Secretary

Hummus

2009-02-03T09:04:00.000-05:00

Minty hummus

Hubris

2008-12-11T14:56:00.000-05:00

Michigan Senator Carl "Combover" Levin

Hummus

2008-12-11T14:53:00.000-05:00

Homemade black bean and chickpea hummus

Hubris

2008-08-29T10:51:00.000-04:00

Detroit city council.

Hummus

2008-08-27T13:11:00.000-04:00

This hummus is based on walnuts, which give it a unique, toasted flavor.

Hubris

2008-08-08T22:55:00.001-04:00

Zeus

Hummus

2008-08-08T22:50:00.000-04:00

roasted garlic hummus jack'o

Hubris

2008-08-08T15:06:00.000-04:00

Senator John Edwards (D), Liar, Philanderer.

Two weeks ago, on affair allegations:
"The story is false, it's completely untrue, it's ridiculous."

Today, on same allegations:
"The story is true, it's completely accurate, it's not ridiculous."

Hummus

2008-08-01T08:46:00.000-04:00

Drizzled with olive oil

Hubris

2008-07-30T09:59:00.000-04:00

CNN's Nancy Grace

Hummus

2008-07-26T17:36:00.001-04:00

Hummus with chicken?

Hubris

2008-07-26T08:56:00.000-04:00

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

Hummus

2008-07-25T15:50:00.001-04:00

humus + phul

Hubris

2008-07-25T15:46:00.000-04:00

Al Franken, candidate for U.S. Senate

Hummus

2008-07-25T15:45:00.001-04:00

Puree of chickpeas and tahini

Hubris

2008-07-25T14:03:00.002-04:00

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid

Hummus

2008-07-25T14:03:00.001-04:00

with sumac and cayenne

Hubris

2008-07-25T14:00:00.000-04:00

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi

Hummus

2008-07-25T13:58:00.000-04:00

Garlic Chips & Roasted Tomato

Hubris

2008-07-25T13:55:00.000-04:00

Senator Barack Obama